01.12.2015 Beatin' bitches

Joe and I were at some bar or restaurant type of place just hanging out and throwing back some beers. Stevie and Annie are back from Australia, and come in with some girl from Australia that they found? We are all hanging out for a while, and this Australian girl is really irking me the whole time. Late into the evening I see her putting spinach in Joe's hair and on his shoulders, but he doesn't realize it. I'm not sure if I took it to mean she was flirting with him or making fun of him somehow, but I got mega pissed and confronted her. I basically just throw her to the ground and start brutally beating her to a pulp. Eventually I come to the realization that I'm beating a corpse. I totally just killed this person for putting spinach in my husband's hair. I stand up and say to myself "well, this is a crime scene now" and bust some chalk out of my pocket. I do a really intricate chalk outline of her body for the police, and then we all leave, like nothing really exciting happened.