Sesame Street parade balloons

There was a parade going on through the streets of Lancaster city, and all of the giant balloons where Sesame Street characters. There were "leaders" of the parade, who had lists of everybody's names at the parade, and their current location. Something went wrong with the Count VonCount balloon, and a little canister of Butane came flying out of his mouth. It was considered a "code red" situation and everybody had to report to their parade leaders. The Butane canister was about to crash land in a crowd of people but there was a limo with its truck wide open, which caught the rogue Butane and shut it in. The limo was dragging on the ground (apparently the Butane was really heavy?) and drove off into the distance. The area was considered safe at this point and the parade continued.

Powered apple filled donuts

I was at a much brighter Wegmans, picking out donuts. I ended up grabbing two powdered apple filled donuts, which I didn't even want. As I was paying for them some customer came up and grabbed one, thinking it was her coffee. I was all pissed off but ate both donuts anyway. Afterwards I found my old CAC team leader, Mindy (she has lost like 80 pounds since she left our department) and complained to her about my donut situation.

Call me crazy, but I think this dream has something to do with the fact that I gained some weight... hmm.

Hugh Mansion

I traveled through a jungle with lots of snakes (in the trees, falling on me), then ended up at a huge Aztec/Mayan-like mansion. Inside was beautiful and very cream colored with nice lighting all around. Ends up Hugh Jackman lives there. He and I just kind of decided to live in the same mansion I guess? I remember him going out and flying really old timey planes (he wore a leather bomber cap and goggles). At some point he was giving me a tour of his mansion, and he was really nice and charming, not douchey. We never had sex. Bummer.
But regardless, I lived in Hugh Jackman's mansion. In the middle of a snake ridden jungle. Fuck yeah.

Chinese cake

I was working at Wegmans and got really angry at this Chinese family while taking a cake order. I became overly frustrated and just stabbed the father with a knife, then proceeded to shove the entire family (of three) into the freezer. Soon I started to realize that bodies in the work freezer would be really noticeable, so I chopped them up into cake shapes and wrapped them in plastic wrap. I eventually start feeling guilt and it dawns on me that I'm going to jail. I fess up to Lana (my boss) and she starts to panic because a safety inspection in coming. As the inspectors are coming through, she says she is going to cover me (we are both frantic at this point). Joe wakes me up and I am EXTREMELY thankful it was all a dream.