Tuesday, June 18, 2013
01.16.2012 Haitian Voodoo
Joe and I are having a big party at our house, and there are a lot of our friends there who don't normally come to our parties. We decide to drive to a bar down the road, but I'm kind of against it the whole time. We went anyway and Poppy was in our car. We all get very wasted and I get really worried about us getting home. Then a really tall pale woman walks in. She is bald and wearing a long, flowing, greyish purple skirt that starts at her nose and goes down to the floor. You can only see her eyes and they are damn creepy. She starts threatening us with weird and enigmatic phrases, and then leaves. I FREAK out and assume she is going to kill Poppy, so I run after her and beat her until she is dead. I discover that she had no body, she was just a head with a spinal cord, floating around. Poppy was fine so I go back into the bar where every body else was. We come out to go home and the "body", rather head, was a melted pile of tissue. Next to the mush was a deck of Magic cards that I assumed were Joe's. He said they weren't, and the top card of the deck was titled "Haitian Voodoo", with a picture of the lady I had killed earlier on it. The description read something like "the only creature that continually reappears throughout the game." I just looked at Joe and said "Aw. Fuck." Thankfully, I woke up right after that.
03.04.2012 Borg Undies
+old dream+
I am a Borg at my parents' house, and I'm mackin' on Data. I very suddenly notice I'm not wearing underpants, so I have to go find them. I check in the chicken coop, because that seems like the logical place for them to be, but the coop was actually an outhouse, and no undies lived there. Then I ended up back in Port Matilda and I had to repaint the inside of our house, which was now twice as big.
I am a Borg at my parents' house, and I'm mackin' on Data. I very suddenly notice I'm not wearing underpants, so I have to go find them. I check in the chicken coop, because that seems like the logical place for them to be, but the coop was actually an outhouse, and no undies lived there. Then I ended up back in Port Matilda and I had to repaint the inside of our house, which was now twice as big.
07.16.2012 Alien Invasion
+old dream+
Allyson is hosting a picnic at her apartment, which happens to be located two doors down from us (where the Irwin's house is actually). There are lots of people there, including: my parents, the Berlins, the whole Wegmans crew. There is a great view over Halfmoon Valley from outside the apartment building. The sky gets really dark, so we start cleaning up the picnic. Then these BLACK circular clouds slowly fly across the sky and then hover over the valley. I was staring at them suspiciously and notice that they start lowering themselves to the ground. I scream for every body to run inside, which they do. We notice the dogs are still outside so Bubber and I run out and round them up. I get the dogs in and Bubber starts collecting the chairs that were left outside. I start yelling at him for giving a shit about chairs. As I'm yelling at him the aliens come trotting up the hill from our pasture. They were built like life sized Barbie dolls, but without any arms. Their bodies were covered in short black hair, and they all had the heads of our shitty neighbor's one dog, Cujo. My stomach turned and I woke up.
As silly as those aliens sound, they were scary as shit.
Allyson is hosting a picnic at her apartment, which happens to be located two doors down from us (where the Irwin's house is actually). There are lots of people there, including: my parents, the Berlins, the whole Wegmans crew. There is a great view over Halfmoon Valley from outside the apartment building. The sky gets really dark, so we start cleaning up the picnic. Then these BLACK circular clouds slowly fly across the sky and then hover over the valley. I was staring at them suspiciously and notice that they start lowering themselves to the ground. I scream for every body to run inside, which they do. We notice the dogs are still outside so Bubber and I run out and round them up. I get the dogs in and Bubber starts collecting the chairs that were left outside. I start yelling at him for giving a shit about chairs. As I'm yelling at him the aliens come trotting up the hill from our pasture. They were built like life sized Barbie dolls, but without any arms. Their bodies were covered in short black hair, and they all had the heads of our shitty neighbor's one dog, Cujo. My stomach turned and I woke up.
As silly as those aliens sound, they were scary as shit.
09.07.2012 Car Crashing, Train Hopping
+old dream+
Attending an art school with Jes and Mitch. We have to carry ALL of our supplies plus our entire portfolios, and it really sucks because it is damn heavy. The three of us want to go get lunch somewhere so I offer to drive us to where ever. We are in my old Eclipse (worst car ever), and there is a terrible storm with a lot of rain. I'm trying to drive to some restaurant and my car keeps fish tailing and I eventually flip it four times. We get out and flip the car back over onto the wheels, get back in, and drive to the restaurant.
Suddenly I'm in Philadelphia with Joe and Cait. Cait is guiding us through and telling us which trains we should take to get home. I ended up getting on the wrong train and had to jump from it to the one I should I been on, which Joe, TJ, and Elise were riding.
Attending an art school with Jes and Mitch. We have to carry ALL of our supplies plus our entire portfolios, and it really sucks because it is damn heavy. The three of us want to go get lunch somewhere so I offer to drive us to where ever. We are in my old Eclipse (worst car ever), and there is a terrible storm with a lot of rain. I'm trying to drive to some restaurant and my car keeps fish tailing and I eventually flip it four times. We get out and flip the car back over onto the wheels, get back in, and drive to the restaurant.
Suddenly I'm in Philadelphia with Joe and Cait. Cait is guiding us through and telling us which trains we should take to get home. I ended up getting on the wrong train and had to jump from it to the one I should I been on, which Joe, TJ, and Elise were riding.
11.20.2012 Gambit
+old dream+
This one is kind of vulgar. Also, entirely cartoon style, like old X-Men cartoon style.
In Xavier's school, because I'm apparently a mutant with some sweet crime fighting skills. I'm new there, so Gambit is showing me around the mansion. Then it turns into a kind of creepy sex/ rape scene, but I don't talk at all so it is extremely awkward and almost funny.
I certainly don't think of Gambit the same anymore.
This one is kind of vulgar. Also, entirely cartoon style, like old X-Men cartoon style.
In Xavier's school, because I'm apparently a mutant with some sweet crime fighting skills. I'm new there, so Gambit is showing me around the mansion. Then it turns into a kind of creepy sex/ rape scene, but I don't talk at all so it is extremely awkward and almost funny.
I certainly don't think of Gambit the same anymore.
12.19.2012 Morphing Animals
+old dream+
Sitting on a balcony with Jes watching dolphins doing Sea Worldesque tricks from the ocean onto the beach. The dolphins then morph into polar bears that are still doing dolphin tricks. The sand turns very white (like snow) and the polar bears grow big reindeer antlers.
Suddenly I'm just in a room playing with the ferrets.
Sitting on a balcony with Jes watching dolphins doing Sea Worldesque tricks from the ocean onto the beach. The dolphins then morph into polar bears that are still doing dolphin tricks. The sand turns very white (like snow) and the polar bears grow big reindeer antlers.
Suddenly I'm just in a room playing with the ferrets.
01.02.2013 Volcano Beach
+old dream+
Lounging on a beach somewhere in Australia, or maybe New Zealand, with all the Berlins. I can't see the sun because the sky is filled with smoke from spewing volcanoes. There is lava spilling out into the ocean, pretty close by. It isn't really alarming and scary, just really beautiful. We get off the beach and get into a car to drive over a bridge that overlooks a huge chain of volcanoes erupting and leaking bright reds and yellows into the clear ocean.
This dream was SUPER colorful.
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