Stole something like 90 boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese, managed to get them into my car without anybody stopping me, and sped off. In my hastiness to get away from the grocery store, I plowed over some awkward teenager buying an insane amount of Star Wars t-shirts (with sparkle thread). I was arrested and thrown in jail... for stealing the Mac & Cheese, not for running somebody over.
... I think this has to do with me giving up dairy.
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
09.22.2014 Adventuring with Sherlock!
I was at some sort of gala with Sherlock (!!!), and while we were enjoying cocktails I mentioned that I didn't think Mary's baby was Watson's. Sherl got all bug eyed and told me to come with him, so OBVIOUSLY I did. We were running through the streets of London (note: I'm in a pretty fantastic ball gown) to get to Watson (he's probably tied up somewhere) when a cab rolls up. Sherl yells "To the cab!" in his sexy man voice, so I somehow manage to just jump onto the roof of the cab (I have no idea how). I look over, and Sherl has the door open, waiting for me to get INTO the cab, so I'm like "oh... yeah". Sadly, my alarm goes off at this point... Now I'm sitting at a desk in a dusty office, NOT in a ball gown laying on the roof of a cab, ready to go on an adventure with Sherlock. Reality can be pretty cruel sometimes.
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