4.23.2015 Safari Pool

This is pretty hazy, but I'll try my best to remember most of this:

In a natural waterhole/hot spring type of environment, with the whole crew of friends. We're all sitting up against a cliff (but in the water) because the water dropped off really quickly into a deep abyss type of place (but not really in a scary way). The water is full of wild animals. Even ones that don't swim (giraffes, alligators, gorillas, weird fish, exotic birds just floating around like how ducks chill on water). They're all just kind of watching us (and our dogs, who are also with us), swimming by slowly, staring. We then figured out we were hanging close to the cliff because if we went into the deep water the wild animals would have the green light to rip us apart and eat us. It was kind of like we were at a zoo, but we were the entertainment for the animals.

At some point Andrew showed up and was being a real dick to Mikey and Will, and was telling them they had to give him an ipad? Mikey ended up giving him a leapfrog ipad knock off, and Andrew left thinking he had a legit ipad. Then Mikey and Will high-fived.

4.20.2015 Tub stomping

I was having a spot of tea with a lovely little old couple, in their charming little apartment. Somehow, dream me convinced myself that this cute couple was actually my parents. While we are having good conversation, the door breaks down, and these two thugs storm in (one male, one female). They start roughing things up and hit the old man (my dad!) in the head with a crow bar. I get really pissed, and rush the old lady (my mom!) into the bathroom to hide in a closet. I come back out, grab a fireplace poker, and start beating into these two thugs. I manage to knock both of them unconscience, and then proceed to drag their bodies into the bathroom. I place both of their heads, with their mouths open, against the edge of the tub (setting up for a curb stomp, but instead of a curb, on the edge of the bathtub). I attempt to stomp the girl thug's head, but because the tub isn't made of concrete, her head just slips off the smooth edge. I have to keep replacing it, and trying my hardest to keep it still. She starts to gain consciousness, but my elderly mother comes out of the closet and holds the head still for me, so I can stomp it properly. Stomp, stomp, stomp.

Sometimes I have really brutal and gruesome dreams, and they are completely out of nowhere. I guess this is my subconscious worrying about my parents aging and people trying to take advantage of them, or hurt them? Moral of the story: don't mess with my parents, especially during tea time.

04.19.2015 Abandoned Unicorn

Driving to a cute little farm house that is for sale in our price range. When Joe and I get there, there is a white unicorn tied to the fence post. There was a note describing the unicorn's past adventures and achievements, as well as his name, which was really fucking long and hard to remember. His life story was basically a really bad D&D story line / fantasy novel. I told Joe I didn't believe all this crap, so I called Dru (owner of LaMancha) to come and take the unicorn to the rescue. The rest of the dream was us bitching about how people are careless, just up and abandoning their majestic unicorns when they didn't feel like taking care of them anymore.

Never got to see the inside of the house.

04.02.2015 Diabeetus

Spooky got the diabeetus.

03.30.2015 Excursions

Joe and I are on a sort of vacation with lots of side excursions:

-One was a big rock (somewhere between a boulder and a small island) surrounded by really pretty blue-green water. We would occasionally dip our toes in the water, but mainly I was hunting for dinosaur bones. I eventually found a big skull of a triceratops looking dinosaur, with teeth instead of a beak. I was super excited, but bummed I couldn't dig it up and take it home (it was huge).

-Then we were in a sort of petting zoo run by some Amish ladies. They had a Galapagos tortoise (but twice the size of your average Galaptort) with a deformity right down the middle of his shell (like a big mouth on the top). There were also a lot of bunny rabbits and ducks that I was trying to release.

-And then we were on a big raft (like the white water rafts) with seat belts. We were strapped in with a bunch of other people, and the whole raft was dropped from a plane into a canyon. When we are about halfway down a big parachute pops up from the center of the raft, and we just float around in the canyon (like hot air balloon style, but with magic instead of fire, I guess).

3.25.2015 Ma in Gossip Harbor

I was at work when somebody came in and handed me a little gray lamb (a live one). I was extremely happy because IRL I really want sheep. I named the the lamb "Ma", and carried her around everywhere with me. I remember thinking to myself that I should stop naming my pets after characters or personalities (Ma is the head sheep from Babe), but oh well this time. I could grab a chunks of wool and big slabs of felt would just start sliding off of her coat. I was handing out a lot of felt to people. Ma and I would sit and watch a lot of Doctor Who together, while I was at work. 

Joe woke me up at some point last night, and I said "welcome to gossip harbor!". Joe asked who was at gossip harbor and I replied "everybody". I have no recollection of this conversation at all.

01.20.2015 Salamander/Catfish

Flying around in the clouds, riding a giant white (blind cave salamander/ catfish- pick your preference, I can't remember which one it was). I was using it's (red external gills/ whiskers) as reins. He was really friendly, kind of like the luck dragon from The NeverEnding Story.

That's it. It was awesome.