Stole something like 90 boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese, managed to get them into my car without anybody stopping me, and sped off. In my hastiness to get away from the grocery store, I plowed over some awkward teenager buying an insane amount of Star Wars t-shirts (with sparkle thread). I was arrested and thrown in jail... for stealing the Mac & Cheese, not for running somebody over.
... I think this has to do with me giving up dairy.
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