01.16.2012 Haitian Voodoo

Joe and I are having a big party at our house, and there are a lot of our friends there who don't normally come to our parties. We decide to drive to a bar down the road, but I'm kind of against it the whole time. We went anyway and Poppy was in our car. We all get very wasted and I get really worried about us getting home. Then a really tall pale woman walks in. She is bald and wearing a long, flowing, greyish purple skirt that starts at her nose and goes down to the floor. You can only see her eyes and they are damn creepy. She starts threatening us with weird and enigmatic phrases, and then leaves. I FREAK out and assume she is going to kill Poppy, so I run after her and beat her until she is dead. I discover that she had no body, she was just a head with a spinal cord, floating around. Poppy was fine so I go back into the bar where every body else was. We come out to go home and the "body", rather head, was a melted pile of tissue. Next to the mush was a deck of Magic cards that I assumed were Joe's. He said they weren't, and the top card of the deck was titled "Haitian Voodoo", with a picture of the lady I had killed earlier on it. The description read something like "the only creature that continually reappears throughout the game." I just looked at Joe and said "Aw. Fuck." Thankfully, I woke up right after that.